Welcome to the #1 ROLLIE THEODORE SAKERS fan site on Earth. I didn't make him up...he made ME up! I'm just here to give recognition to, and display the potential mad genius of Mr. Sakers. Y'all might be wondering why I've spelled his name the way I have. Trust me, I was skeptical at first also, but in my research I have found that on EVERY legal document I uncovered, this is how his name was spelled. Nowhere did I find it spelled CAPITAL R, lower case a-l-e-i-g-h. If you refuse to believe it, then bend over and fuck yourself in your ASS HOLE. Actually, I don't care, I've found that a lot of Rollie fans will not accept this new spelling, and that's fine. It's a tough transition to make.
This site has a lot of useless, but interesting information on the highest authority in your world, and the highest authority in mine too, but it's nowhere near done. Feel free to email me if you have any new info, or info you feel should be on this site, so far many of you have, and I appreciate it. And if my "colleagues" and I decide it's Rollie worthy, I'll add it on.
Another thing is that with this website my goal is to create a new belief system (I try not to use the word "religion") based upon Rollie's philosophies. I call it "ROLLIEOLOGY". To obtain recognition as a Rollieologist, you must transcend into the sixth frame of the goddamn muhammedan fuckin philosophy. That's how Rollie would have wanted it.
Now, as you can tell, this website program is cheap and cheesy (obvously, it's free). When I decide to start paying the $4.95 or whatever it is for a decent website, I'll let you all know, but until then, just shut up and deal with it, because you're my zombies...ENJOY!!!
**I'd like to say a couple words about something...I appreciate the few of you that love this site SO MUCH that you would copy and paste the information you find within these pages into your own website or blog or info page, or whatever. If you do, will you at least do me the courtesy of giving props where they belong, and attach a link to this site? I would hate to have to be an Asshole (that's a capital "A") and set a lock so it can't be copied. I"ve spent many hours researching this icon, and it would be a cryin' shame if someone else tried taking credit. Just a simple request, thanks a lot you pinko commie motherf**king god damn hairlip spies!
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